This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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