I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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