kristin has been a bad kristin
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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