Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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