I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I got inside last night via doggy door
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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