school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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