You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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