The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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