So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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