PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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