: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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