so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
