That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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