Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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