yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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