11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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