i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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