Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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