chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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