Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
