called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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