I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Can I color on your dick again?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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