how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Houston, we have a squirter
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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