just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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