does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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