Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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