Me. At least after what I've been through.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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