I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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