After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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