that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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