Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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