Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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