I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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