He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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