Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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