So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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