Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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