Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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