just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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