yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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