p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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