no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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