so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
God I need to hump something, right now.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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