Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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