How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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