I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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