so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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