Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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