That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
