I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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