The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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