is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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