what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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