New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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