Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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