Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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